AYO MA!

So Gwap is back again with the love talks. And today i am going to be talking about pick up lines and styles. This is the most cheesy part of love. Seeing a beautiful human being and approaching them can be really hard, but depending on how you play it, you might just get it right.

So, people.

Action wise: Please don't go up to someone and wink or hiss. Don't yell across the street and cat call. Don't grill them while trying to talk. Give them some personal space and try not to touch.

Speech wise: Be confident. Be wise. Be witty and don't be offensive.

1. Complimentary goodness

One way to go can be to start with meaningful compliments and familiarity.

for example

guy: "excuse me, hello"

girl: "hey/hi"

guy: "i just wanted to say your shoes are really nice, thats such a dope design."

girl: "oh thank you."

guy; "where did you get it from?"

So sometimes, saying things like "hey, you're so pretty can i get a name or a number?" or "what up shawty, you fine" doesn't really hit the mark and you're gonna be left with an eye roll and a cold shoulder.

You can start out with something so simple yet quite meaningful to get the conversation started. If its really an attractive person, they might have heard that they are good-looking all the time that it becomes meaningless so you might want to target something else, or something they put an effort to doing.

and my ladies, you all can do the same! Compliment his haircut or his outfits or the accessories he is carrying. Our fellas put in effort too. These detailed compliments are great segways for more conversation. But don't go on rambling about where they get their clothes from and how Forever 21 and Charlotte Rousse are low key the same place. THEY ARE NOT.

2. Be funny and witty

You can always win hearts by making people laugh. I don't know about you all, but if a person makes me laugh, you can have all my inheritance. So, you might want to try some of the jokester approach. Now, this doesn't mean you should be looking up jokes 101, but let it come naturally. A corny pick up line might even put a smile across someone's face. Sometimes it's not about the content, it might be about the approach. Flirt a little, say something different just to get a funny reaction, but don't go too far! Don't say someone looks like a broomstick in the name of a joke, you'll get smacked.

exhibit a

girl: i'm sorry you drop that

guy: dropped what? whats that?

girl: my number, it fell out your pocket.

exhibit b

guy: hello you're beautiful

girl: oh, thank you!

guy: oh I was talking about the glass on the table

girl; ummm. probably laughs or smirks

guy: I'm just kidding, you are beautiful.

3. the stares in your eyes

Sometimes just giving that cute little stare game might be the winner. Have you ever been at a club or event and the only thing you remember is the person that was staring at you the whole night? Words go a long way, but stares pierce your soul. (imagine Idris Elba staring at me, lawd how I will die). Anyways back to you loves, yeah give a little stare over to where the person is. You might want to make a little noticeable where they can tell it's a definite sign of interest. Now don't go hawk eyeing them, you'll get reported as a stalker. You want to make sure the person looks, then you smile and look away, and wait a little, and stare again. if you are at a bar, you can send some drinks over. That's if you have money and they are worth it. (my bank account isn't set up that way for me, so Gwap is good luv, enjoy).

4. Pay attention to details

Sometimes approaching people all depends on context clue, you might be doing the right things, looking the right way and they won't just be into it. So, you can weigh in on the situation first before going to war. You might one to observe and kind of feel what mood they are in or what is on their mind at the moment. Someone who is having a bad day might not like a compliment or you even trying to make them laugh. They might just want someone to tell them its going to be okay, or just want an ear from a stranger to be heard. Or even knowing what they are engaged in or thinking about might help you. If they are talking about a concert or a book, or an after party to go to, that might be your gateway into a more in-depth conversation. These things work. So don't be too hasty in seeing a pretty young lad or lady and jumping the broom. You might want to gauge the situation, devise a plan and then get ready to attack. If you play your cards right, there is a chance. Gwap got you.

5. Keep it plain and simple.

Even though I am giving you all these information on how to be super attractive, sometimes the best way to win somebody's heart is to just be honest. You can just ask someone how their day is going or how are they feeling that day or maybe just their name and thats all it takes. A simple question might just win you the trophy. Some people are just looking for people to have a simple conversation with. They might get approached weirdly all the time (if those people are taking my tips) and just want honesty. You might even try to be bold and just flat out ask for their phone number or social media and they'll hand it over. I've seen it in person before, Hawnty it works! Some people might have already found interest in you and all you need to do is just introduce yourself and ask for a contact information and player, you're back in the game.

So this Gwap tips are obviously not factual ways to get a date, but they are coming from GWAP, so who cares? If you're feeling confident and super sexy, or just fine will do, and you see an attractive young demogorgon, look over this article (i'm assuming you have it bookmarked or screen shotted) and pick one of GWAP'S approach. It might work for you, it might not. But you'll never know till you try would you?